blogging is stupid

dear blogspot/blogger (i don't know what you are actually called),

i think you are the red-headed stepchild of social networking agonizing pits of doom like facebook (my apologies to the red-headed step children out there). i have an utter disdain for facebook and for the sake of equality, i believe that disdain should extend to you. thankfully your lineage includes google, which i like very, very much. if i were schnazzier i'd take more advantage of all the coolness of world of google and probably let it swallow my individuality. it is that reason and that reason alone why i continue to rant on you. that and i like the sound of typing. it reminds me of rain and makes me sleepy. maybe that's why i have the temptation to sleep in the shower. if it weren't for the fear of drowning i believe i would.

your affectionate uncle...i mean

your friend,
nicolle

p.s. i'm also blaming your ugly orange logo for the reason of why my friend's gigantor feline just vomited on her shoes. you scoundrel.